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Muslims, take a seat

For the love of God, please do us all a favour and get off the streets, put down your placards and...

Generation F

Somewhere between asking your father if he could walk you home from church and loose one night stands, something went terribly...

You do not have my thanks

As the world begins to burn and racism is the new order of the day (I’m joking, it’s always been the...

I know how to pick them

Women have been saying this for years, and we say it like it’s some kind of badge of honor. A verbal...

The death of life and the discontent of a nation

By nation, I mean the whole fucking world. Reality seems to have been suspended, indefinitely, and we’ve accepted a new kind...

The emptiness of being alone

When there is no one, and the lights have been switched off by the last man to make a home in...

Dear Scout Association,

We’ve had quite the romance. It’s been a really beautiful journey actually. I first fell madly in love with you when...

Raise your boys like you raise your girls

I have spent a lot of my life wondering what on earth is wrong with men. Whether it was watching my...

Now we are free

I was crying as I hit send on a message that would end something I didn’t want to end. I so...

We’re all gasping for some Lemonade

I’m a mess. A complete and utter, incomprehensible mess. A swirling mass of emotion that’s desperately trying not to burn London...

You don’t belong!

It’s something that I have always been told. Whether consciously or subconsciously, the world has given me message after message that...

Even the good guys are dicks

Men thought they had won the war of the sexes the minute they convinced women to do pole dancing as a...

For the love of a selfie

The selfie, might just be one of the most contentious things our phones ever created. I’m positive wars have been fought...

Woman-on-woman crime

That’s right ladies and gentleman, it’s on the rise and sweeping the nation as we speak. I don’t mean groups of...

Fuck happiness

As a society, we’re obsessed with the idea of happiness. It seems to have grown as a trend at an...