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Muslims, take a seat

For the love of God, please do us all a favour and get off the streets, put down your placards and...

Generation F

Somewhere between asking your father if he could walk you home from church and loose one night stands, something went terribly...

You do not have my thanks

As the world begins to burn and racism is the new order of the day (I’m joking, it’s always been the...

I know how to pick them

Women have been saying this for years, and we say it like it’s some kind of badge of honor. A verbal...

The death of life and the discontent of a nation

By nation, I mean the whole fucking world. Reality seems to have been suspended, indefinitely, and we’ve accepted a new kind...

The emptiness of being alone

When there is no one, and the lights have been switched off by the last man to make a home in...

Dear Scout Association,

We’ve had quite the romance. It’s been a really beautiful journey actually. I first fell madly in love with you when...

Raise your boys like you raise your girls

I have spent a lot of my life wondering what on earth is wrong with men. Whether it was watching my...

Now we are free

I was crying as I hit send on a message that would end something I didn’t want to end. I so...

We’re all gasping for some Lemonade

I’m a mess. A complete and utter, incomprehensible mess. A swirling mass of emotion that’s desperately trying not to burn London...

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